Hogan’s a drunk. But he’s a cool drunk
As a matter of fact, he may be the coolest drunk there’s ever been
He’d tell you now that he has a lot of regret
That he wished he’d done it all different
But I think he did it perfectly
Had he done it differently, he wouldn’t be Hogan
And that would be the biggest shame of them all
He chain smokes and drinks Crown Royal like it’s water
He’s done enough drugs to put a Mexican cartel out of business
And I’m sure he’s fucked more women than Wilt Chamberlain
He’s gruff and witty and dry and hilarious, but more than anything he’s kind
He might not have the bandwidth to hold your hand through thick and thin, but there is no questioning the depth of his feelings
That’s the trouble with artist, they feel too much
I’m not talking about pseudo artists, I’m taking about people with a vision, a voice, a perspective
He has all 3 in spades
He’s from the sticks, but he’s as Hollywood as they get
He wore wayfarers before they were cool, and still does
He’s a Packers fan, which I still can’t figure out
And one time after getting good and drunk at my house, he asked me to take him to Beau Rivage
Half way down the drive he had to piss
So I stopped the truck and he hopped out
He stood at the door pissing, then managed to lose his balance
He fell into the door, which bent back across the front panel, and slung him back into the truck like a catapult
He probably doesn't remember this
He also doesn't remember the bottle of Crown Royal in left in my floor board
But I sure do!
Thanks Hogan!
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